Guess whos back
Zezus
Srsly . i am back . I have my degree , and i am the lord god of destruction . Beware all ye mortals .
[after half an hour]
Ok fine . Now i have a degree(theoritical) , 3 books from the college library , and a pack of fags . So what am i doing here ? besides smoking . besides manga . besides coding . well - nothing actually .
So do i miss college - i miss peerweb , i miss the net , i miss the free tequila served every night on the roof - wait - that aint right . Lemme start again . YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT - i barely managed to get my not so fucking scrawny ass out of college , and u ask me what i miss ???
So wtf am i doing here . Being a jackass . Here i am , the fucking che guevere for the software developers , and all the buggers want is fucking radio in buses . Man , the 73 plans i made for revolution for fucking falling apart .fuck fuck fuck .
K . Change of plan . NO fucking revolution . No marching to the whorehouse to get those geisha's freed (dont bother asking) . I will sit . I will shutup . I will code .
Sounds fun naa ?? NO U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT - it aint fun . Fucking 18 years of fucking education and we get to fucking write stuff which will probably go out in the next patch .
On the other hand .... i get to write code . I mean there are worse things - i could be the gallawalla outside campus. Wait - thats actually cool. Fuck yeah - i am going to start a galla outside . Hurray , my dreams have been immortalised . I will live in the hearts of fellow smokers , especially when they get that 15 lakh valve operation .
Bored yet ?
I am . srsly . i need to get a hobby . NO U DUMASS :: BLOGGING AINT A HOBBY ::NO WHAT THAT PISSANT PAPPU SAYS - EVEN THAT NEW AGE FUCKING LOOK AT ME TOO COOL FOR FRIGGING WORDS PHOTOGRAPHS WHICH CAPTURE DEPRESSION OF MY SAD EXISTENCE .
depression i can deal
monotone will kill me
fuck yeah, that's like deep , naah ?
gotta go
I AM BACK .........(prhaps)
Where was i ?
Watching anime ....
For 3 months ??
Yup
What ??
Naruto
FMA
Bleach
Chobits
Samurai 7
Vampire Hunter D
Cowboy Bebop
Inuyasha
Draganball GT
Gaiden Saiyuki
Chrno Crusade
One piece
Final Fantsay VII
Angyo Kuyushi
Oh well .... new episode released ... gotta go .> will start blogging soon
The da-iict blogger site
DA-IICT ppl have taken over the blogosphere . It is only fitting they get the attention they deserve .In a fit of vela activity - i started work upon a da-iict blogger site . This site will have rss feeds of da-iict bloggers ie; see recent posts of all da-iict bloggers at once , comments collection , cross referencing,who flirts with whom, who abuses whom,critiques of blogs , flame wars etc etc ....
till now have just managed to get RSS of last posts in a simple templete .
here is the url of the
Version 0.001 what i need YOU other vela twits to do .....
1> Those who i have missed - abuse and inform me by writing a comment .
V V IMP2> ALL U BUGGERS - please do me a favour and change your RSS feeds to summary . Ur current feeds are coming full and fookin the site .
HOW TO -
- Login blogger
- Goto Settings
- Goto Site feed
- Change "Description" to "Short"
thank u
3> Need editors/commentators/critics/wise-asses for site - volunteers ??? Bobli ?
suggestions and abuses are always welcome ...........
The Sith and Tom Cruise
Here i am again . Stuck trying to find out the quadratic residue modulo a composite number which is not comprised of distinct primes . And now that i have all the ladies out there floored with my academic flair and concentrated genius, i shall proceed on to the vela drivel which has come to dominate this sad excuse for a blog ..........
Tom cruise
I swore not to say much about the movie , ( in case you are from a different planet - let me clarify that the movie refers to the ill begotten "War of ze Worlds" ), but i cannot resist . DONT WATCH IT . If you want a more masterly summation of it - my room mate has contrived to say some words upon it, though it is possible that while he was writing his piece the poor bugger was standing in a pool of water and enduring rain drops falling on his head on account of the wrath of Olympus which our poor alma mater has had to suffer . Nevertheless he gave a brave fight - never once saying an uncomely word and refraining to use some of the oh-so-polite adjectives that this movie deserves . All those interested may heark to this location.
But - i do have some stuff to say about Tom Cruise. I have been blessed with the fact that i am not a female, and consequently i am rendered impervious to Mr Cruise's dollops of charisma which drive the other half of my species into a mating frenzy . Thus i can dispassionately sit down and calmly ,without having beads of sweat trickle down my forehead - proclaim him a twit.
I mean the guy left Nicole Kidman for god's sake . He's going around spouting insights into stuff which every male above the age of 7 knows is best left alone , and shrugged of as "because the lord made it so". Hell , he's now marrying a benighted twinkie who advocates celibacy till marriage , from rooftops and newspaper headlines - but cant act for peanuts , let alone that fat paycheck which was better suited to be in my pocket . But .. but ...
He left Nicole for that ????? OMFG . This guy is on dope - that is the only excuse that can be . Or else he has made some bet with some beer-buddy that he'll nail that holier-than-thou-virgin-mary Kate and then auction the MMS clip on e-bay .
hmmmmm .
A masterful summation - click me . Oh yeah , there's audio - so keep on the speakers .
Batman Begins
Click Here Twit
This is masterful synopsis of why Batman Begins captures the real batman of the comic .
(and of course why batman kicks the fart-eater alien from krpton ass all over the place :)
Zombie Dogs
It has been brought to my attention that the New Zealand boffins , have done the Frankenstein - ala of the bow wow variety . They took dead dogs. drained out their blood , replaced it with some sort of a salt mixture, and after a couple of hours put the blood back - and brought the mofo's back to life with electric shock .
I tried to do the same experiment with a frog - unfortunately i inadvertantely substituted ketchup instead of blood in the revival process . Happily there was no waste - a guy from NIFT came along and ate the frog up , proclaiming it better than anything in their canteen.
A Search For Akshat in Technocrati
Shocking
I was shocked when he said that News is around that You and Akshat are spreading the failure of HER'S in DSP going door to door. I was shocked and when asked how it came out, I got it.. SHE-Another-Intuder-him-Me - This was the track and when I started backtracking as to how it'd have reached her
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND SATANIC IN THE WORLD.
By fucking god . The college grapevine is faster than Reuters, and has all the accuracy of a Times Of India report . when .... what ..... how ??? .... me ?????
Oh fuck it - im going to drown my sorrows in orange juice
(if the juice is beyond its expirey date - it acquires a nice kick ....)
Sarkar
Yes - its a copy of Godfather . Yes it doesnt measure upto the actual in terms of detail . Yes its watered down. Yes - although abhishek bachchan is good : not as good as pacino . Yes the music in parts also sounds "inspired". Yes the movie tapers out in the second half .
But ..................
I swear to god i thought that no one could match upto Brando . No - one . And not just me - all the famed critics and pundits agree . Well , for once in my life , i have to quietly and dimunatively admit that i was wrong .
Amitabh Bachchan is GOD .....
He delivers his finest perfomance in the last 5 ney 10 years . omfg - if brando could see his portrayel in the first half ...
I will go out on a limb and say it -
Amitabh is BETTER than Brando .
Shoot me .
But please do watch Sarkar .
Bachchan saab is truly - sarkar . Corny, cheesy ..... but true .
Oh well ... work beckons ...
ps; if vela than look at the new links on the right - all of them are "award-winning" blogs .
All right ... all right
Before moving on to nastier things - i want to congratulate the Placement team fr their excellent (and hard) work .
Now - nastier things ...
My roomie and various other demented strata of the society have been enquiring as to what was the great furor in the comment section of this humble blogger a week ago. For the first time fr u ppl - complete and unabridged : the Truth .
The Story - For 5 centsThis is a story . A story of how good triumphs over evil, hope over adversity , and Gupta over every fookin thing in existence . It began a week ago - when a small (fine - not so small) kid named , let us say Bob , wrote a review for Batman Begins in his blog . He worked hard over it - suffusing and proffusing it with links searched meticulously from the net . He did so because he wanted a friend , lets call this friend VPS , to watch this ennobling creation of a movie .
And then
Along came Eve ...
Eve :
Thanks for your review . You saved me a lotta time .Poor Bob was left bewildered ....
Bob :
What in ze bloody blue blazes do you mean woman ? (or something to that effect - but politely of course . Bob is nothing if not a gentleman).
Eve:
Thanx for letting me know that Batman Begins sucks ...... blah blah .....Imagine Bob's consternation . Not knowing what hit him he was as demoralized as a .... wilting flower ? lame puppy ?? ....... whatever . Here he works so hard for a beautiful review for a ennobling creation of a film, and his review and the movie are put down PAT. pat - by some twinkie who (as Bob finds out) loves K3G .
Now, do not blame Bob for what happened . Bob , being stuck in a room of fellow wannabe-chandler-clones for the past three years ; cannot humanely resist such a bait .
Bob:
.....blah blah ..... what to expect from someone who likes K3G ........The riposte was swift, and clearly not in the best of humour's ....
Eve:
What to expect from kids who prefer violent comics to serious cinema .. profanity laced words followed .....Bob:
K3G is serious cinema ... No disrespect but HA-HA-HA ... I humbly request you to not use expletives , as mine is a family blog.It is at this juncture that confused GayCrab appears. A soon-to-be-dead dear friend of Bob, he does what every DA-IICT'ian does when he sees a fellow talking (in this case commenting) with a member of the opposite gender, be it even a exchange of retorts . He cannot resist his libido and jumps in with his pen spouting stuff all over the place .....
GayCrab:
..... luv u eve , wash ur ass eve (and other gay-cho-chweet stuff) ........dont mind Bob . He's trying to be oh-so-cool ...Eve probably was on the last days of her calender . GayCrab sends her spiralling over the abyss , far beyond rationality and into the dreaded domains of PMS.
Eve(to Bob):
I will abuse when i want ..... free country ..... your tactics will not work ...... gaycrab was right ......Bob :
what just happened ????????Eve (to GayCrab) :
...... bob ..... brain the size of peas .... balls the size of peanuts ........ tell him to post his comments if he dares .........Bob being the gentleman he was, and also dead drunk at that time, let it go .
And with that it was over .
Or should have been .
Unfortunately for Eve , Bob had a friend .
(Good Bad Ugly music in the background )
a twisted , very very bored , nasty mothafoka
What followed was ugly ..........
The Lord God Of DestructionThe matter ended with deletions by the twinkie in concern , of all posts of Bob and Twisted.
Some posts were made by friends of the two, who were unaware of their secret identities - and hence misguided .
There was a summation .....
In the End- The End -
Not quite ....
Eve did write a poem .
A ghastly attempt .
And around her blog were hovering irritant spirits of Lord Byron-bobli
and meta||ic Angels Of Destuction .....
waiting ............................................
